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What is the latest BAD film you watched?

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assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
A film that many critics consider to be the worst film in film history arrived in movie theaters.

Samurai Cop (1991)


 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Ever feel like dumbing out and watching one of those lame "family" movies that just eats up your evenings before bed and you don't have to think when you're watching it? Ever encounter a film that sucks but then you try to avoid nuking it because it's a kid's movie after all? Do you appreciate how entities like Satan and Netflix can always find a way to separate us from our money and time by using cute kids to lather over the horror? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then don't let yourself be the next victim. Avoid We Can Be Heroes at all costs. Even if it means watching a flatulent Gen Y romance. Miracle Guy couldn't even fix this Gotham-sized garbage. *Ugh* D

 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac

Am I watching a WAC recruitment film from 1944...except with a gremlin in it? Hey...what if it's really a female empowerment film wrapped up in a WW2 action flick with a monster thrown in just for kicks? I dunno what this is supposed to be. But after watching it, I'm still wondering. There was a kind of a plot I think...but then some stuff happened that got me wondering if this was reality or an illusion or...aaaaagggghhh!! Now I know what Charlie Brown felt like whenever Lucy yanked that football away. Yo, producers. Next time, if you want to make a movie about tough but still loving and motherly women, at least put some lesbians in it. Rated R for war violence, sexual themes, and Chloë Grace Moretz saying "fuck" a lot. D
 

tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones

Algorithm Bliss​


The concept seemed promising, but just delved into a c-class horror film.
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "rude, unnecessary attitude" (he/they)
Staff member
Am I watching a WAC recruitment film from 1944...except with a gremlin in it? Hey...what if it's really a female empowerment film wrapped up in a WW2 action flick with a monster thrown in just for kicks? I dunno what this is supposed to be. But after watching it, I'm still wondering. There was a kind of a plot I think...but then some stuff happened that got me wondering if this was reality or an illusion or...aaaaagggghhh!! Now I know what Charlie Brown felt like whenever Lucy yanked that football away. Yo, producers. Next time, if you want to make a movie about tough but still loving and motherly women, at least put some lesbians in it. Rated R for war violence, sexual themes, and Chloë Grace Moretz saying "fuck" a lot. D
I actually really liked this but I do love a big dumb monster movie, especially if you throw in a war film too.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Ahh god, I managed to get to the end but I think I slept through about half of it.
I came up with a super legit way to enjoy movies though. Anything you watch after about half of Doom, is AMAZING in comparison.
 

Pornfan99

I smell PUSSY!
Dude.. "The Matrix" was border-line revolutionary, with the air-streaming slow-mo bullets. And the gunfight in the lobby while rescuing Morpheus was epic!!

I'm looking forwards to "Matrix 4." I hope the story is good.
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "rude, unnecessary attitude" (he/they)
Staff member
Dude.. "The Matrix" was border-line revolutionary
Only if you've never seen Shaw Brothers films.

The Matrix is shit and it's a hill I will happily die on, be resurrected as a zombie on, and then be killed once again on by a shotgun blast to the head.
 

tvstrip

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
I was disappointed in Together Together

I waiting for a payoff in a comedic or emotional moment, and it never came. If you're going to have Helms, you should at least try to throw in some comedy.
 
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